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It’s extremely awkward that more people hit on me online than irl.

Like,apparently I’m “cute” online but irl I’m just that one person and I don’t know how to feel about this.

I’m not used to having people flirt with me or like me ;w;



  • Favorite thing about this scene: the Doctor acknowledging his part in sending a companion mixed signals instead of blaming their response to his signals on irrational human-ness (and femaleness). Now go back and say this to Martha, Doctor, preferably with an actual “I’m sorry.”
  • Least favorite thing about this scene: fandom missing the point and continuing to insist that Clara’s a horrible shallow person who just wanted Eleven to be her boyfriend and dislikes Twelve because of that

Overture to a post. 

(Source: storybrookewinchesters)


still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”


Made a random Tattoo for Vlad. 


Made a random Tattoo for Vlad. 



Okay guys so picture this-

Danny died, okay? And we’re going to pretend for a minute that that’s not sad or anything just for this scenario

So Sam, Tuck, and Jazz are all walking to the cemetery for Memorial Day or whatever and then this hand phases out of the ground



I discovered this fact today, “When a person cries and the first drop comes from the right eye, it’s happiness. Left eye, pain. Both, frustration.”

Look which eye Korra was crying from in the finale.. I hope Bryke made that intentional…image

That’s her right eye, so happiness?


chell’s only co-workers have been homicidal robots and she’s about had it


I took my cat on his first walk yesterday


I took my cat on his first walk yesterday




Guys, please read my extremely NSFW Guardians of the Galaxy fanfic told from the perspective of Groot here.

I don’t normally rec a lot of PWP, but wow. Stop what you’re doing and read this, you won’t regret it!



Jinora got her tattoos, and that is fucking awesome. 


Jinora got her tattoos, and that is fucking awesome.